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Medals:

- GRETAL~5 points
- UFOH NOES!~10 points
- NINE-TACLE~10 points
- BRAIN-MUFFIN~25 points
- MAGMA-NIIMOUS~25 points
- TO SAFETY~25 points

Total: 100 points

NOTE:At the title screen hit the "G" key, then the up arrow and cycle through all the weapons. Start the game and hit the "G" key to choose your preferred weapon. You only can cycle forwards through the weapons and the only way to go back is to die. I suggest the missile launcher with spread (MS). The missiles are basically heat-seeking so you do not have to aim.

Also i am probably missing some of the attacks as i cheated =D.
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GRETAL
Kill the first form by destroying the arms. When it begins go to the middle and wait for the boss to rise then, go to one of the sides.
attacks:
1. Shoots into the trains and then balls of energy rise up, easy to dodge.
2. Shoots a huge ball of energy and you have to duck to dodge it.
3. Fires a laser, go to the opposite arm to avoid getting hit.
4. Arms turn into hammers and will hit either in the middle or underneath.
5. Spawns 4 flying bomb things

UFOH NOES!
Kill the second form by shooting the underside of the UFO.
attacks:
1.Balls of energy will appear and move slowly after you, zig-zag back and forth.
2. Spawns crab thingys
3. UFO will move towards the trains and then start to shake, move underneath the UFO and walk along with it.

NINE-TACLE
Kill the third form by just shooting at it.
attacks:
1. Double-sided lightsaber will come out of nowhere and spin counter-clockwise.
2. 4 bombs will appear near the corners

BRAIN-MUFFIN
Kill the final form by just shooting at it.
attack:
1. Red energy balls will appear and move very fast towards you.

MAGMA-NIIMOUS
Choose to fall into the lava and die. Just wait for the counter to reach 0 obviously... then play-through again for other ending.

TO SAFETY
Go over to the helicopter and grab Tankman's hand and live. Then, play-through again for other ending. MEDAL GET!

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Medals for Pico's School:

- SAVE THE DAY~100 points
- BRUTAL~10 points
- MARC SUMMERS~25 points
- OVERKILL~25 points
- SCAT MAN~25 points
- TAP THAT~25 points
- BRUCKHEIMER~50 points

Total: 260
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SAVE THE DAY
Defeat the final boss.

BRUTAL
Shoot the Nazi kid 3 times.

MARC SUMMERS
In the men's bathroom flush one of the urinals repetitively until it says "Get a life".

OVERKILL
After you defeat Alucard the first boss, shoot the pieces of furniture covering him; then once you reach him shoot again to kill him.

SCAT MAN
In the men's bathroom, open the first stall's door and click the arrow until you get the medal.

TAP THAT
In the men's bathroom, turn on both sinks and flood the bathroom

BRUCKHEIMER
During the final boss battle, shoot the flammable tank. MEDAL GET!
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Play it here.
Medals for Escape Pico's School:

- SERIOUSLY?~5 points
- SPARE TIME~10 points
- WHAT'S THAT SMELL?~25 points
- FIRE STARTER~50 points

Total: 90 points
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SERIOUSLY?
Once in the hallway hit WEST to get the medal. Its the double red door with a chain and lock.

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Get the key to the Janitor's closet. In the last locker (next to "SCHOOL STILL SUCKS A LOT") open the green case to get the key. The code is 3781.

FIRE STARTER
First go to Darnell and talk to him (located in the left bathroom). Then go into the classroom and take the test and after you have it, it doesn't matter if you get spotted. Go back to Darnell and trade the test for the lighter. Go to Nene and talk to her (located at the end of the hallway, right-hand side). Then, get the money in the Janitor's closet (Read WHAT'S THAT SMELL on how to do that) plus, be sure to grab the money the first time you go in there because it won't let you back in; the money is yellow. Trade the money with Nene to get the paper. Find the thingy with "Click me" over it and obviously click it. LOOK YOU STARTED A FIRE!!

SPARE TIME
During the credits walk all the way down (DON'T CLICK NORTH). The author put a lot of periods at the end so just keep going until you find the zombie picture of Pico. Click the picture to MEDAL GET!

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Medals:

- MONEY MAKER~10 points
- THE SECRET ROOM~10 points
- DIE~25 points
- MASTER THIEF~25 points
- GLUTTONY~50 points
- ESCAPE!~100 points

Total: 220 points

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MONEY MAKER
See MASTER THIEF but collect the diamond 10 times.

THE SECRET ROOM
In the library like room (from the starting point go S, W, W, N) there is a bright pink book on the right most shelf click it and enter the room.

DIE
The room with Darnell (Top left room) in it there is a bright pink object on the dresser, pick it up to die.

MASTER THIEF
In the bottom right room (well the room to the left of that) there is a picture frame, click it and there is a safe behind it. Enter 8259.

GLUTTONY
See ESCAPE!

ESCAPE!
Beat the game.

MEDAL GET!

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Medals:

- DOWNFOWARDPUNCH~5 points
- FLOATIN~5 points
- TEH INTRAN3TZ~5 points
- THE ELECTION~5 points
- EVIL DEAD~10 points
- MEDICATION~10 points
- SUPASPY~25 points
- THANKS...~25 points
- TOASTY~25 points
- ANIMAL CONTROL~50 points
- RECOUNT~50 points
- UBERPWNT~50 points
- YES WE CAN!~50 points
- MUST BE THE AFRO.~100 points

Total: 415 points
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DOWNFOWARDPUNCH
While in-game hit the "P" key to enter the pause menu, then go to combos and view all pages.

FLOATIN
Jump and hit the "A" button to do the move. This is the Fire Spin move that you can spam to win the game more easily.

TEH INTRAN3TZ
From the main menu go to the links page.

THE ELECTION
Watch the intro movie. You will get this medal first.

EVIL DEAD
Within one of the secret areas you will enter a mini-game and after wards you will receive the medal.
It is in the jungle stage (3rd stage).

MEDICATION
Within one of the secret areas you will enter a mini-game and after wards you will receive the medal.
It is in the second secret area, in the first stage.

SUPASPY
Find all of the secret areas. All of them are located at the top of the screen and are green. For some you can just jump and fire spin a lot to reach them, if not then jump onto an nearby object. If I remember correctly there is 2 in each stage. 14649

THANKS...
At the beginning of the jungle stage (3rd stage), try doing some fire attacks around the man's cigarette. I did it with the D + A attack so i don't know if it works with anything else.

TOASTY
Use the D + A attack to kill 10 people. This is easily obtained at the first mini-game (MEDICATION). This move requires half of the special bar so use it wisely.

ANIMAL CONTROL
Kill the rat in the boiler room. Spam fire roll. (Jump + "A")

RECOUNT
Kill the Class President. Spam fire roll. (Jump + "A")

UBERPWNT
Kill the first boss, UberBot. Again, spam fire roll. (Jump + "A")

YES WE CAN!
Kill the last boss, Pico. Spam some more fire rolls (Jump + "A") and when those arrows appear get to high ground.

MUST BE THE AFRO.
Beat the game without dieing. I almost got this on my first run. The only real challenge is Pico. MEDAL GET!

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Medals (In the order you can get them):

- VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER~50 points
- DUDE, IT'S MY TURN~50 points
- BIG WET JUICY KISS~25 points
- TWICE THE FUN~25 points
- MEAT IS MURDER~50 points
- POLYGONAL VICTORY~25 points

Total: 225 points

It is possible to get every medal in a single play-through.
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VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER:
At the beginning of the game, murder all the kids in the restaurant.

DUDE, IT'S MY TURN:
At the beginning of the game, go right and hit the "use" key on all 3 arcade games.

MEAT IS MURDER:
Do not kill any enemies during the game. (The enemies on the tracks do not count) This will be awarded as you enter the boss area.

BIG WET JUICY KISS:
You have to rescue Nene. In one level you have to go on a elevator and you will see a chicken using the bathroom. Once you get off the elevator there will be 4 enemies (1 chicken with 2 knifes, 1 big blue chicken, and 2 shotgun chicken). You have to jump up a few crates to get onto a conveyor. After the conveyors, there is a platform in the middle of 2 lights. Fall down to the left and there will be a crate in front of you. Shoot it to save Nene. In the level select it is the fifth checkpoint. (See pic)

TWICE THE FUN:
On the second cart part do not jump down in between the 2 conveyors. Instead to the right until you run into the wall. Shoot the lone crate to save Darnell. In the level select it is the picture of a toxic barrel. (See pic)

POLYGONAL VICTORY
Kill the boss at the end. Go to the opposite side of the room to avoid getting crushed. And when the eye comes out shoot it. Once it falls, 2 of the crushers will block the other side of the room and the other one will try to crush you. Make it crush the eye. Enter the other room and shoot the boss. MEDAL GET!

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I will start churning this out as soon as i get all the medals in a game.

So far i have a walkthrough for:
- A Bad Taste of Pico
- Darnell's Recount
- Pico's School & Escape Pico's School
- Pico Blast
- Castle Crashing The Beard
- Bunny Invasion: Easter Special
- Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
- Epic Battle Fantasy
- Thing-Thing Arena 3
- Doom Triple Pack
- A Small Favor
- The Arrow of Time
- Street Fighter Collab
- Mecha Dress Up Game

Is there another game you would like a guide for? Find any errors in my guides? Comment/PM me any time!

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