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The Hugest "Video Games I Want To Play" List of All Time

Posted by 7794 - May 14th, 2011


*Wasted more of my time by adding release dates

Already Released Games:

- L.A. Noire
A tedious crime novel disguised as a video game. Couldn't be as bad as a Law and Order marathon. Praised as a revolution in gaming!
- The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings (Console release: December 21)
Wanted the first one, but my computer shit the bed before i could get it... and probably couldn't run it anyways. But yeah, want this one just as bad.
- 3D Dot Game Heroes
A Zelda clone for the PS3! You get to make your own character and do everything that Link has already done. I played all the Gameboy/DS Zeldas and this game can delivers the same experience (or better). It's cheap right now so i might pick it up soon.
- Alone in the Dark: Inferno
Sure this game has "problems" but the technical gameplay aspects are great. Everything in this game is "cool", but they just really messed up some stuff. Sure, i might get frustrated trying to play it but there could be some unique stuff in this game. I've wanted it since i played the demo.
- Brink
Idon't know how well a mirror's edge and borderlands baby will work. But i'd like to try it. I don't know too much about this game either. I will put it off for a while.
- The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
A good movie based game? Or is it even based of one of the movies? Who knows. I like the demo, and it is around $15 now so i'll get it soon.
- Condemned 2: Bloodshot
Loved the demo. The melee combat and horror make the game entertaining and fun. Somehow haven't pick it up yet. Everyone else loves this game!
- Crysis 2
Seems to be a fun FPS you can waste some time playing once or twice. The suit powers are said to add replayability!
- GTA: Episodes From Liberty City
Grand Theft Auto 4, i love that game. Need to pick these up
- Just Cause 2
Seems like fun! I can blow up stuff, and use a grappling hook on people. Who wouldn't want to play this.
- Mafia II
Didn't like the demo, i would only play in desperation of boredom.
- The Sims 3 (Mac)
Look, this is a game to play when you run out of other games to play. When you are bored, it hits the spot.

Up and Coming Games:

- Batman: Arkham City
Free-flow combat, nice level design, and Batman! The first one's reputation should give me reason enough to want to play it.
- Bioshock Infinite
Loved Bioshock 1, and now there is a bioshock game in the sky. What will they think of next.
- Dark Souls
Loved Demon Souls, why would i miss this? And it is even harder. Hooray.
- The Darkness 2
The first one has its moments. This could be a great game.
- Duke Nukem Forever (June 14th)
Throwing poop? Just take my money already.
- Half-Life 2: Episode 3
... err i will give it a few years.
- inFamous 2 (June 7th)
I have some personal vendetta against the inFamous for not being as good as a sly cooper game. This one could redeem it.
- The Last Guardian
I want to play it only because of the Shadow of the Colossus's reputation. I watched the trailer and it seems to use euphoria!
- The Lord of the Rings: War in the North
I love The Lord of the Rings. So as long as this is not an MMO, i will try it out in hopes that someone finally made a good LOTR game.
- Max Payne 3
One word: Rockstar.
- Metal Gear Solid: Rising
Three words: Metal Gear Solid.
- No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise (August 16th)
Just want to try it. I hate anime and shit, but i have no idea if that influenced this game.
- Red Faction: Armageddon (June 7th)
Guerrilla had some amazing technology and the story wasn't too bad. Want this one.
- Resident Evil: Operation Racoon City
I will buy anything with Resident Evil in the name. I've played every Resident Evil (other than darkside, zero, and the outbreak files). Even if this one is bad i will pretend it is good.
- Resistance 3
I liked resistance 2 and played it online a lot, this one introduces some new gameplay elements. Can't wait
- Saints Row: The Third
Saints Row 2 is fun, It was a complete sandbox game with good cheat codes. This one should be no different.
- Thief 4
A stealth game, i love stealth games.
- Splinter Cell Classic Trilogy HD (June 21st)
Hey, look 3 stealth games in one. I could fulfill my need for stealth games for good.
- Twisted Metal
Online cooperative carnage? Otherwise know as fun?
- Beyond Good & Evil HD (May ??)
Heard it was good. Plus there is a pig in it. I don't know, that could of been one of their selling points
- Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Yes. Played the others and they are entertaining, if you have a PS3 you will end up playing this game.
- Sly Cooper 4
My favorite PS2 series. Couldn't pass this up even if i was killed. Or murdered. Same thing.
- Hitman 5
Blood Money is my favorite PS2 game. If they fuck this one up, i will cry. I am not kidding. I didn't like how Kane and Lynch 2 plays, and it is using the same engine, so i have my fingers crossed.
- Ico / Shadow of the Colossus HD Collection
I don't know about Ico, but i'd buy this to play Shadow of the Colossus.

Vaperware?:

- Cipher Complex
Another game with stealth gameplay. I'm a sucker for it.
- Eight Days
The completely scripted and pre-animated cinematic from 2006 demonstrates some cool gameplay.
- The Getaway
With the name "The Getaway", it makes me think it plays like the GTA4 bank mission. So i imagine that, ten or twenty times over to make a game, and of course different banks. Sure, i would buy it.
- I Am Alive
An earthquaked to death world!? A survival game!? Could be better than Fallout!? Yes. I'm sold.
- The Outsider
Promises of "really really" dynamic storyline. Not just "help or kill" options, like the others. but every choice driven game promises depth. So, if this comes out, i hope it is actually dynamic.
- Star Wars: Battlefront III
Please come out, please? I hope it will wipe out the Call of Duty series.
- 2 Days to Vegas
A good idea for a game, not too much out about it. Traveling across the US, could be a great game.

"Fin."


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